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"If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement."
"It's a base hit on the error by Roberts."
"There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base."
"Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either."
"They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe."
"Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus."
"Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit."
"There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number."
"Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double."
"All the Padres need is a flyball in the air."
"Davis fouls out to third in fair territory."
"There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul."
"The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five."
"That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres -- two doubles and a triple."
"Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1."
"You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it."
"Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500."
"The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside."
"That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures."
"Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues."
"The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split."
"At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3."
"Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia."
"Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight."
"The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston."
"Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican ?"
"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen."
At Royals Stadium: "The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri"
"I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series."
"National League umpires wear inside chest protesters."
"The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin."
"Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredicatable."
"Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion."
"The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century."
"There's two heads to every coin."
"Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon."
"If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did."
"If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck."
"He can be lethal death."
"Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel." "Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it."
"Hats off to drug abusers everywhere."
"That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it."
"At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria."
"I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over."
-Jerry Coleman
"If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement."
"It's a base hit on the error by Roberts."
"There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base."
"Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either."
"They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe."
"Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus."
"Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit."
"There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number."
"Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double."
"All the Padres need is a flyball in the air."
"Davis fouls out to third in fair territory."
"There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul."
"The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five."
"That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres -- two doubles and a triple."
"Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1."
"You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it."
"Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500."
"The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside."
"That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures."
"Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues."
"The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split."
"At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3."
"Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia."
"Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight."
"The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston."
"Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican ?"
"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen."
At Royals Stadium: "The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri"
"I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series."
"National League umpires wear inside chest protesters."
"The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin."
"Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredicatable."
"Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion."
"The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century."
"There's two heads to every coin."
"Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon."
"If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did."
"If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck."
"He can be lethal death."
"Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel." "Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it."
"Hats off to drug abusers everywhere."
"That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it."
"At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria."
"I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over."
-Jerry Coleman
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