Saturday, July 16, 2011

Do You Use A Full Deck?

I am sure you have all used the expression "Not playing with a full deck." Looking for a different way to say it? Look no further...

A couple of knights short of a Crusade.

Knitting with one needle.

Life by Norman Rockwell, screenplay by Stephen King.

A few guppies short of an aquarium.

Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.

Marching to a different kettle of fish.

Mind on vacation - mouth working overtime.

No coins in the fountain.

A room temperature IQ.

Not the sharpest crayon in the box.

One horseman short of an apocalypse.

Out in left field with a catcher's mitt on.

Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel.

Skating on the wrong side of the ice.

Goalie for the dart team.

Useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

Gives a lot of bull for somebody who has no cattle.

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