Just Asking

For Dave...

Here are some more of those questions that flutter by like glowing, green butterflies while waiting for sleep to arrive.

A stitch in time saves nine what?

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do batteries run on?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Did Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Do witches use spell-check?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?

If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

Is the nose the scenter of the face?