Sunday, July 11, 2010

True Newspaper Headlines

Presented for your enjoyment...

4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves

After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Include your Children When Baking Cookies

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing (from The Sun)

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

March Planned For Next August

Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

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