Monday, May 17, 2010

That Is A Good Question!

Questions that come at 2:00AM.

Got answers?

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end?

Why is there always one in every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd, will there be one in that crowd?

How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

What would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?

Did George Washington just flash a dollar bill for his ID?

Does anyone live on a one-way dead-end street?

If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?


  1. hahaha now you've given me a tummy ache from laughing, especially picturing the chair and Geo flashing his id, the unsticky glue,the top cotton ball and what was the other one.....oh yeah being cured of amnesia....oh dear that would be funny.
    Love your questions, got no answers except that pressing too hard on the remote number 3 causes it to never work again, batteries or not.

  2. Thanks Lorraina - I appreciate your comments! Keep smiling!